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Well, Hello, who ever is out there, staring at this site, at my blog?

I, well, for starters is keeping my idenity secret, so call me Iris Rose (I have this obession with flowers and gardens, and also Channing Tatum, but that's not the point.) I started this blog because my best friend Summer Gayle wanted me to and I was already curious about it when I saw hers posted up on Facebook. So here I am world! Can you hear me? I am starting a blog!

But Because I can't tell you my real idenity doesn't mean I can't tell you some of the basics about me; I am a college student working on my psychology degree and I happen to be one of the 25 billion people in the world wondering day to day where my life is going. Very descriptive, right? You can just picture me, can't you? Hah! Well, I don't want you to get to know me all at once, because whats the point to read my other posts that I will post later on? But to give you a fair warning, my grammer sucks and sometimes I rant on and on about one the most strangest things; for example, I ate sushi today for the first time in months, maybe an entire year!
I love sushi but whenever I want to get some, it's either too expensive or I talk myself out of it and convience myself that I want a hamburger or anything more heavier than a few sushi pieces. I went with my new friend that moved into the dorm that I also recently settled in. The way I could describe my new friend is that she is Ke$ha's twin but not skanky and drugged out looking. She's actually very loud and outspoken just like how I can get at times and she is very nice to have around every now and then.
But I've also had my best friend in town, let's call her H. H has been my friend since the 7th grade, but due to one of many changes that happened in middle school, we fell out of touch and we didn't talk to each all that much in high school. But thanks to Skype and college, we reconnected and haven't stopped talking since. H is one of my few best friends that I had in my life; there's Summer Gayle and Clover. Of course these names are false but hey, most of you are very decent people but there's some creepy and disturbed people who will become obsessed and want to know EVERYTHING about someone they like to read/watch of. Creepy thought but it's very true.
ANYWAY! H was in town for a day and I was so pleased to have her around. College so far hasn't been the aboslutely greatest and so far the only visit I've had was my mother, my sister, and my niece. So H plucked my friend-visit cherry and I was very happy to have her around. For once, I didn't have to trying to impress someone by being me PG-rated. I could be raw and gritty and be me rated R. I've never been so loud, obxious, and careless in college until last night. H, along with my other best friends, didn't care one bit. She laughed and was just as as I was and we needed to be freed from being a college student for a day. We grabbed Taco Bell (Subway and Jamba Juice was closed, it was a sad event to watch) and we had a movie night and watched Good Luck Chuck and Jackass Number Two. We laughed all night long and we stayed up until 3-4am, and by that point, we became delirious and had a heart-to-heart that ended with jokes about procreation. For instance, H is the only one girl amongst her brothers, so I said, "You could've been a boy!" and she responded with "Well, it was a 50/50 chance and the quickest sperm would win!" We were so delirious we end up laughing so much, I ended up on the bottom of my bed and getting dust caught in my mouth and H was on my bed crying her eyes out! We just lost it! So after our fit of laughter, I said it's like a game show, and H said,"It's the amazing race of sperm!" and there we went down the spiral of laughter and it ended up being on my whiteboard thats infront of my door to my dorm. I drew sperm and the egg with it's title; the girls must've loved seeing that after walking by it.
But today, we went shopping and I ended up dropping quite a bit of money but I ended up with clothes that actually goes with everything in my closest and drawers, so it wasn't quite a waste. Also I got a great deal at Victoria Secret. They were having a 3 for 15 on their special moments body lotions collection. I mixed all of the smells they had that I really liked. One is called Kissing in Paris, another was Good Morning Sunshine (or something), and Girls' Night. Each was orginally 12 dollars each but 3 bottles for 15 together, AMAZING! They smelt amazing. I just used the Girls Night's scrub in the shower and I smell so good, my nose just "accidently" being pressing against my shoulder every now and then since. Hah!
It was sad to see H leave, but I know she'll be back and hey, we have Skype and we always ritually abuse the hell of that software on a nightly basis. Afterwards, my new friend, who we shall name Ke$ha's Twin, aka KT, and I went out for Sushi and we grabbed cereal from the convenient mart next door to the restuarant and went back to the dorm to crash. Well, I turned on Gossip Girl, finishing season 1. I've watched all the other seasons but I forgot how it orginally was before Season 3 hit and made the show very superficial with it's drama. The writers must've had a writer's block and because of its' deadline, made a crappy scripts and plots. Season 4 is getting better since Season 3's finale, when Georgina pops up preggers and saying it was Dan's! Oh wow, when that scene happened - my life haulted and I gasped so loud and I ended up screaming in my pillow saying, "WHAT THE FUCK GEORGINA?? YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?!?? DAN AND SERENA FOR LIFE, NO! NO! DAN IS NO BABY-FUCKING-DADDY!" (Yes I use the f-word alot when I'm upset. Not lady like but I'm pretty sure my mother does not know nor care that I do.)

But I ended up not able to sleep so I decided to make a blog. So welcome and enjoy because it's not gonna get any better than this.

I'll see you when I see you.